Sandra Bullock & estranged husband Jesse James
trouble in paradise
who would think that after winning the oscar award for the movie Blindside, Sandra Bullock would have also been hit on the blindside? by now everyone has gotten the news that she and her husband Jesse James are split because he could not keep his pecker in his pants.
however before we all get holier than thou and while we are all collectively picking our jaws off the ground i would like us all to realize a growing trend. what am i speaking of? celebrities getting caught with their pants down. it’s not as if people haven’t been cheating since time started ticking the difference now is that with the world being turned into a global village and info is at your fingertips when a person especially famous people “screw up” we all get to pull a seat and watch the train wreck.
the question begs to be asked who won’t a guy cheat on? based on the trend apparently no woman is really immune. save for the grace of God all men are dogs. it’s as if we all have this urge to inseminate every egg on the planet. hell if Halle Berry could get “bun” then who else won’t? does that mean we should resign ourselves to a world of cheaters? hell no. there are always some people whether by genetic, social or divine design who are faithful. the rest of us maybe likely to look at Jesse and say “she hot my yute but wi dun know seh yuh caan have chicken day in day out.” we should be ashamed of ourselves.
i am convinced dat jamaicans are hypocrites. your honor, exibit A. how cum jamaica is said to be homophobic (hate batty man) but can’t seem to get enough of the roots play character She-Bawda. mi si big man who would a pump shot and threaten anybody if dem even hear di word gay, kin off dem teet when She-bawda dutty wined and said “mi deh pon di border line”.
