THE DUDUS AFFAIR

IS THIS HOW THE USA, JAMAICA DEAL WENT DOWN?

 

FUNNY THINGS ANIMALS SAY

Kitten’s have military tactics too. But you would not know about that because it would be top secret.

Now here is a negotiation that has gone south. “Naw sell out mi fren dem!”

Does this inspire you to become a vegetarian?

And you thought kittens were sneaky.

Britain hates the caribbean?

 

Image by stumayhew via Flickr

Tourism Minister Edmund Bartlett, the poor soul, came as the bearer of bad news. The United Kingdom has denied the Caribbean‘s appeal to remove the travel tax for tourist traveling to the Caribbean.
This move will only serve to further jack up the tourism industry in this territory. How do you think the Caribbean should respond? How about this? Put up its right hand, make a fist then extend a middle finger.
The Caribbean and especially Jamaica is not the UK’s flavor of the month right now. Could it have something to do with the fact that they have a problem with Jamaica’s anti-gay culture?
Britain’s Prime Minister has pretty much made it clear that they will be cutting aid if the government does not put in place legislation to protect gay rights. I wonder if they would be so flippant if Jamaica had oil reserves or if we had the economic boom of China. We don’t see them taking out the strap for certain countries despite their habit of blowing people to bits or screwing their civil rights.
What the high and mighty UK seems to have forgotten is that their wealth was built up from the shameful slavery system that they were proud members of. This is how you repay the so called Common Wealth Countries? America had the good sense kick you out of their country and gain their independence.
UK can be nice and civil about this or they can continue to be the bullies responsible for kicking another third world country in the balls.

Britain tells the E U to go shove it!

Who's bad?

Britain is one bad mother shut your mouth! EU member countries had a long drawn out meeting to resolve their economic woes but Britain was like you guys are jacked up but we are not. It was agreed that all member states should have an economic treaty to boost each other’s economies but Britain all but said, you can take your deal and shove it.
The treaty would see economic cooperation among member states. Like I borrow a cup of sugar from you today and you ask for a cup of salt tomorrow, or like, you rub my back and I’ll give you a feel around. Britain was not in a sharing mood and it is likely to put a few dents in the whole affair.
Britain seems to have taken a stance similar to a germaphobe’s response to a person with leprosy. The rest of you guys are economically sick and I won’t touch lest I should get sick too. Cheer up Italy. The Brits never liked you anyway.
As far France and Britain are concerned, their beef goes back probably as far as the stone stone-age. The typical Brit probably thinks this kind of treaty will only mean that Britain will have to bail out other European countries like Greece whose economy is shot to hell.
Charity is not everybody’s favorite past time and not wanting to tick off those who voted for them the British government is taking a strictly hands off approach.
It will be a cold day in hell before the British trade in their pound sterling for the Euro currency. Then again air cooling technology is improving all the time. So until Britain removes the stick from their bum and decide to play nice, cheerios.

Package sent to Bank CEO was bomb

Josef Ackermann

The world economy has taken a nose dive since 2009 and guess who some people are blaming again? If you guessed “fat rich bankers who add nothing to the economy but shuffle funds that don’t really belong to them” then congratulations you are a winner.
A letter bomb was sent to German capitalist banker Josef Ackermann and he was not amused. The letter was intercepted and somewhere someone is swearing like a sailor.
A lot of people are venting their frustration at the opulent lifestyle of big wig executives. When a man goes to bed hungry on a constant basis he starts to imagine some rich banker sitting around a five course meal with a gut the size of the US debt. This kind of imagining inspires him educate himself, like going online to find out what fertilizer can be used for apart from growing vegetables. Or perhaps how to formulate a poisonous, traceless substance.
The truth is, violence does not solve every problem. Maybe if we all withdrew our funds from the money grubbing corrupt banking moguls, they would all have heart attacks. Who said there is only way to skin a fat cat? So the next time you feel like you need to physically injure someone, remember that hurting their money is just as deadly.